I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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