I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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