me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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