i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Come share oat with me in your robe
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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