so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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