i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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