he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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