why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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