Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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