where am i from again
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
being pregnant is like rehab
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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