we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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