Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just found puke in my bra..
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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