there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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