Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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