these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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