PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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