it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's like iHOP with fire
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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