Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
