i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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