his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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