Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?