I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body