Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
