genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion