Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My ass is underappreciated
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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