It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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