i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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