Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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