he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You're a disaster
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