oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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