Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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