I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
