Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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