She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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