Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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