She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it glows. i had to have it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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