so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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