Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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