Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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