cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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