he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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