There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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