im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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