I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
True college students do jello shots in the library
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