Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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