It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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