nut hugger
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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