That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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