normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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