But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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