I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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