It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My ass is underappreciated
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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