is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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